Truths About Life

This morning I found this funny article I had saved and realized why I saved it. It's called - Great Truths About Life That Adults Have Learned: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. 2) There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. 3) One reason to smile is that every seven minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring. 4) Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due. 5) The best way to keep kids at home is to make a pleasant atmosphere-and let the air out of their tires. 6) Families are like fudge....mostly sweet, with a few nuts,. 7) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. 8) Laughing helps. It's like jogging on the inside. 9) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy. 10) My mind not only wanders; sometimes it leaves completely. 11) If you can remain calm, you just don't have all the facts. The four stages of life: 1) You believe in Santa Claus 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus 3) You are Santa Claus 4) You look like Santa Claus And finally a riddle from Paul Harvey, if anyone remembers who Paul Harvey is: What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it, you'll die? I felt so smart when I got that one!